mom

No mom, I'm not you
No mom, I'm not popular
No mom, I'm not skinny
No mom, I don't have straight A's
No mom, I don't like the same food as you
No mom, I'm not perfect... and neither are you

Yes mom, I'm a spaz
Yes mom, I'm the one in the t-bone section with boobs
Yes mom, I like drawing
Yes mom, I'm a slacker
Yes mom, I'm not as smart as you think
Yes mom, I'm overweight
Yes mom, you drive me nuts
Yes mom, I love you
Yes mom, I have your eyes
Yes mom, I have your hot-headed nature
Yes mom, I have your humor
Yes mom, I have a great personality... just like you

-anonymous